I would if I could, and if I couldn’t, how could I?
You couldn’t, unless you could, could you?
common school kids nonsense, circa
Blended baby blue bug’s blood blotches.
made up watching bugs splatter on the windshield … ugh!
Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.
I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.
Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than seconds
Broken blue crayon
An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
I’ll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
Clowns grow glowing crowns.
He threw three balls.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.